This term is relatively new to me, but since I have a set, I figured I’d enlighten everyone else. Heavy Hangers are big, firm tits that hang when a girl bends over or is in the doggystyle position.
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I’m notoriously anti-contest, and anti-spamming-the-shit-out-of-fans, but I actually feel like I have a shot at advancing to the next round this year! I’m number 16 now, but I’m hoping to get into the top five! Here’s the link to vote for me. Sorry about the screenshot being so small!!
I feel like everyone should know what snowballing is, but every time I mention it, a shocking number of people have no fucking clue what I’m talking about. However, if you’re an attentive Kevin Smith fan, you probably already know. For those that don’t, I’m doing to ruin Clerks for you.
The term “snowball” refers to a dude cumming in a person’s mouth, and then you swap the mouthful of spooge back and forth while kissing.
And before you email me to ask whether or not I’ve done it, yes, I’ve done it at the request of a partner. He decided it wasn’t for him.
As a guy, it’s probably pretty difficult for you to imagine what it’s like to have a vagina. Vaginas are delicate things that need to be treated as such (of course, only between sessions of hard, rough sex) and mine is no exception. That being said, ramming myself with a dildo ten times a day for 10-30 minutes at a time can be very tiring. I’ve decided to start offering group shows at a slightly discounted rate to spare my poor vag.
Group shows will be done a few times a week. I’ll be doing one daytime/afternoon show and one evening/night show weekly. Shows will be around 30 minutes long (longer if I’m having a lot of fun) and the cost of “admission” is $25. The show will be cancelled if there aren’t at least three people in the group.
Because everyone’s kink is different, the show will be pretty straightforward masturbation (toys, fingers, etc) with some extras depending on the group’s mood. Everyone is free to make requests, but I reserve the right to stay within my (very broad and kinky) comfort zone.
If you’d like to join a group session, please email me and let me know what session you’d like to join. You’ll be able to see the group sessions on www,dominoxxx.com under the “My Schedule” sidebar.
Credit for this one goes to my one of my platonic soulmates – Amy Schumer.
I don’t think I’m alone when I say that I’ve had sex with someone despite not really wanting to. As in, I never gave express verbal consent, but I also didn’t say no- I just went along with it for whatever reason. I’ve done this to avoid an awkward conversation (yeah, I know) or because if I didn’t, there would always be weirdness between us. Which is weird in itself, because why wouldn’t there be weirdness with a person after you’ve had sex when you didn’t want to?
Anyways, my point is that there are shades of grey between rape and consensual sex. So, the people that go along with the sex despite noticing that their partner is not into it are called “grapists”. The act itself needs a better name than “grape”, I think.
…And I barely got to dance at all this year. I’ve been really sick since my surgery in March. I have days (sometimes a couple weeks if I’m lucky) where I feel well enough to work or get to the gym, but for the most part, I wake up every day feeling like warmed over ass. I was on a three week course of Augmentin for a nasty sinus infection, and now that I’m done with the antibiotics, I’m feeling better in that department. My immune system is pretty much fucked though. But anyways, that’s boring, on to better things.
For everyone that has been asking for the last several weeks, I will be back to doing cam shows in September. My September weekends are booking up pretty fast. I’m going to RiotFest in Chicago and a couple Packers games on weekends, so my availability will be mainly during the weekdays. I’m hoping to work up at The Oval Office in Green Bay during home game weekends- more on that to come. My dancing schedule is very sporadic throughout the winter months, but check the home page of my website to view my schedule.
I’ve you’ve been following me for a while now, you’ve probably noticed that I’ve lost weight. Well, not lost weight, but I’ve gained muscle. I’ve been on a pretty strict lifestyle diet (sleep, food, drink, etc). A lot of people have been asking me what I’ve been doing to get in better shape. The short answer is that I’ve given up most simple carbs and dairy and I’ve been working out 4-6 days a week. I’ve been working with a personal trainer, too. I can do better, but I’m also not quite finished yet. Here’s a comparison photo. And before you ask, no, I didn’t get bigger implants, it’s just a combination of lighting, angle, and the difference in my abs.
If you’d like to contribute to my workout clothing fund, I’m willing to trade snaps/pictures for Amazon and Victoria’s Secret gift cards! I’m also in need of more 49ers gear for the upcoming football season! Spoil me, get spoiled back!
If you’ve seen today’s Snapchat story, you know that I
secretly have a fetish for raw meat had a hot dog stuck between my buttcheeks in honor of today’s Word Wednesday. Hotdogging is the act of fucking a girl’s buttcheeks. I remember one of my best friends growing up telling me that when she was too tired to have sex with her boyfriend, she’d just let him fuck her buttcheeks. Little did she know there was a name for this lazy act of love.
As someone that grew up ugly and was bullied to the point of nearly dropping out of middle school (I didn’t, for the record), I take great pride in how far I’ve come. Not just in my appearance, but in terms of what I’ve accomplished. To some, my chosen profession is not a positive. To me, it’s among the best decisions I’ve ever made. Because of this, I don’t take offense when people call me names like “whore” or “slut”. I consider these terms of endearment, and though they weren’t meant to be taken that way, I choose to receive them as compliments. Which brings me to my point…
Ladies, I’m not snapping naked pictures to your boyfriend/husband/fuck buddy/the guy you wish was your boyfriend. Your guy made a conscious decision to follow my public feed. That doesn’t make us friends, it doesn’t make me a homewrecker, nor does it mean that he loves you any less. I didn’t look him up on Facebook and ask for his Snapchat ID. I didn’t actively seek him out. In fact, I don’t respond to the vast majority of messages I receive. I still don’t know who you are when you tell me you’re “Nick’s girlfriend”. Maybe you should tell him how you feel instead of me.
I can imagine it feels really shitty feeling self-conscious about your stretch marks while your boyfriend is getting off looking at Snapchat stories of hotter women. You may pity yourself and bitterly reflect that you were hot before you carried around your boyfriend’s child for nine months, but the truth is, it’s probably your fault. I realize that some guys are abusive assholes that do this type of thing specifically to hurt their women, but for the most part, guys just like to look. And chances are, if you’re too busy making excuses for not being the best you can be (in every way, not just physically), he’s going to be more likely to look around. In other words, get off your lazy ass and go to the gym. Learn to put on makeup. Eat healthy. Can’t afford a gym membership? Go to Target, buy some weights and buy a copy of Fitness magazine. Then do it. Don’t sit around and whine about how you used to be hot and skinny. Or don’t, and shut the fuck up and quit complaining when your boyfriend looks at other girls naked. It’s your choice.
Want your man to want you? Here are some tips on how to accomplish that:
1. Go to the gym, as mentioned. Talk with a trainer.
2. Ask him what he likes sexually without judgment, then be willing to try it. By judgment, I mean no eyerolling, sighs, or responding with “oh.” or “lol”.
3. Quit eating shitty food. The simpler the food, the better. Stop eating so much ice cream.
4. Learn to put on makeup.
5. Give head. Get good at it.
6. Shave often.
7. Shower. Be clean.
8. Actually have sex with him. I don’t care if your libido is low, find a way to make it higher. Look at porn or Ryan Gosling or whatever. Or other girls, if that works for you.
My trip to Iceland was totally fucking worth it just for the weird ideas we came up with for Word Wednesday. If you’re a Big Lebowski fan, you’ve heard of Logjammin’, the Jackie Treehorn-directed porn that Tara Reid’s character starred in (along with Asia Carerra). As far as I know, no one really knows what Logjammin’ is.
Logjammin’ is not just sex or the physical act of love. Or coitus. I’m christening the act of sex when a tampon is already in place…. logjammin’. You can imagine where it goes from there.
A couple years ago, I wrote about hybristophilia, also known as Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome. You know those women that write letters to serial killers in prison? The ones that assert the guy’s innocent, despite irrefutable proof, and even a confession, in some cases? That’s what they’re called.
Chremastistophilia is like the parent fetish of these more particular fetishes. Specifically, blackmail, financial domination/submission, and erotic asphyxiation. Some guys may even visit escorts simply because they get off on the transactional nature of the sex. However, most chremastistophiliacs get off on being robbed, beaten, and being cheated/cheated on. This fetish is very dependent on the emotional response of the fetishist. Somehow, wires get crossed, and the emotions are sexualized.
Sorry, I couldn’t think of many snarky or witty lines to go with this one. Deal with it.